IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BUT I JUST HAD TO;AKSLJD

makin my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound….

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

daenystargaryen:

Yes, there was a point in time where the Doctor travelled with a penguin.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

what tekken game is this

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

I got sent a text message by a friend of mine saying… [x]

THE MOON MOON MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW.

wholocked-thehobbitout:

It started with this:

and ended up with this:

the end.

garaks:

#riveting television