Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement
Microsoft really needs a PR team.
an xbox one dying under an mri scan tragically beautiful
(aka it’s fucking fake tumblr jesus christ)
Oh my freaking gosh, this picture speaks volumes of the up and coming season that I can’t wait for! I ask again, is it July 16th yet?! I mean come on!
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“Because, Ms. Watson, as you very well know, not all doctors stay doctors.”
Guys it just makes me happy little kids play this game too and see conversations like this.
if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
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‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
He-Dad [calmblueoceans]
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THINKS “OH I THINK IM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A SEXY CORN THIS HALLOWEEN”
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Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes
For 75 years, Finland’s expectant mothers have been given a box by the state. It’s like a starter kit of clothes, sheets and toys that can even be used as a bed. And some say it helped Finland achieve one of the world’s lowest infant mortality rates.
It’s a tradition that dates back to the 1930s and it’s designed to give all children in Finland, no matter what background they’re from, an equal start in life.
The maternity package - a gift from the government - is available to all expectant mothers.
It contains bodysuits, a sleeping bag, outdoor gear, bathing products for the baby, as well as nappies, bedding and a small mattress.
With the mattress in the bottom, the box becomes a baby’s first bed. Many children, from all social backgrounds, have their first naps within the safety of the box’s four cardboard walls.
Mothers have a choice between taking the box, or a cash grant, currently set at 140 euros, but 95% opt for the box as it’s worth much more.
The tradition dates back to 1938. To begin with, the scheme was only available to families on low incomes, but that changed in 1949.
(From BBC)
Socialism at work.
I would rather my tax money pay for this than drone missiles.
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KEITH: I just can’t help think that…your life would be better if you weren’t working for me.
VERONICA: Are you kidding me? You’re the best father in the world.
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There for you in case you ever feel the need to stick your hand over a burner
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There for you in case you ever feel the need to stick your hand over a burner
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